Only in Lancaster, I have to literally fight for my life.
I’m not doing any dates with new clients unless you can verify, and I remember who you are. Which, okay—if I don’t, it’s not happening.
Wait — and those new people only get my new phone number. You can hit my phone, but I ain’t gonna answer every time; I’m usually checking that line less often than you’d think.
Also, don’t twist “you provide food and shelter” into “you can do what you want.”
P.S paying bills and paying for groceries isn’t for you to be cheating on your partners, and thinking that’s enough. Cool, no—because it just puts other people lies in danger when you act like you’re horny, and that’s not on me. Anyway, if you remember what I said before, you already know why I’m strict about who gets the number.
And yeah, I’m handling Palmdale/Lancaster the way I have to, so keep it clean with me or we’re not moving forward—period.
