Hey y'all—my account got hacked, so I was gone a bit, but now I’m back and yeah, you know what’s up. Anyway.
Head with or without CIM is $100 and it lasts no longer than 30 minutes. Which, okay, if you want the full adventure, it’s sex with a condom, and head comes with it—though you can choose to have it covered or uncovered up to one hour. Cool, that one’s $175, and within that time frame you can do as much as you can.
Kinks and fetishes cost extra, starting at $50 and up depending on the kink or fetish—wait, yeah, it depends on what you’re trying to add. Or if you’re feeling extra naughty and you’ve got the money, I provide all bare service for $600 up to 2 hours.
But I don’t do anal, and I don’t do Greek—some people call it that—so if that’s on your list, just know it’s not happening. Which brings me back to the basics.
Oh, and if I give you my address and you say you’re coming, but you don’t show up and you didn’t text me or call me to tell me you’re not making it there, there’s no call no-show fee of $75, and it has to be paid before you see me for services—usually faster if people handle it up front, because I check that stuff a lot.

