Read the whole ad before you hit me up, please.
Don’t call me asking for rates—everything’s already spelled out. And yeah, I do screen for my safety, so I’m not guessing. If you’re a mature, respectful gentleman over 35, that’s who I’m talking to, I mean, it keeps things smooth.
I speak Español, so if you’re more comfortable with that, good—use it. Payment is cash only✅. No CC, no Zelle, no Cash App—none of that. Also, Google phone numbers get blocked immediately, and I’m not into burner numbers either—so if you want to talk, use my real number. A selfie showing your face is required.
Half hour is 200, and an hour is 300—those are the only numbers you’ll get from me. Which, okay, if you’re trying to figure out 180 for 30 minutes… that’s what you’re gonna read in the ad. I check it before I respond, usually, and I don’t mix up details.
I’m available from 10:30 AM to 9 PM—after 9 PM I’m not available. Cool, which means the time window is the time window.
Contact mid-sentence works best here, so hit me with the real phone number you have for me—don’t come in with a Google one. Anyway, Palm Desert is where I’m based, and my rules stay the same.
