your favorite taste of caramel is back, and yeah, it’s better than ever.
Come experience a wild ride in my life for a night. I offer no bare services, and if you repeatedly ask me, you’ll be blocked. Cool—also, I won’t meet with you if you’re under 25. No law-enforcement. And just keep in mind that you pay for quality.
If you’re respectful, I’m always willing to work something out—like, I’m not trying to be hard, but don’t “ball me.” Wait, I said caramel earlier, and I’m sticking to that vibe.
And don’t try to negotiate my prices with me. Also, if you’re disrespectful and a weirdo, you won’t get my time of day.
Anyway, now enough of the seriousness—come experience a wild time with this wild child
