HEY FRIENDS—sorry if I missed you. I can be booked this week, and yeah, I mean book in advance for the smoothest availability.
Regulars preferred, and if we haven’t met, please don’t text me. I need you to call for a light screening first, which, okay, I get that sounds picky—still, it’s how I’m doing it.
Also—any text from strangers gets refused and blocked, no excuses. Lowlifes, losers, creeps… that part’s not negotiable.
Clean, classy, & mature gentlemen only.
Prices are 100HH for 45mins, 160 for 45mins—wait, let me say it right—there’s also 200 for HR, and I keep the 45mins wording consistent so nobody’s guessing. All TextFree numbers will be automatically refused, so if you’re thinking of texting from some random burner, don’t.
I DO NOT ACCOMMODATE EVERYONE!
Call first if you haven’t met me—text won’t get you in.
Which, okay, if you’re a regular then you already know the drill—keep it respectful and you’ll be good.
