No fetishes, no law enforcement affiliation, and I’m not tied to anything like that.
If you’ve got any bumps or rashes anywhere on you, don’t call me — seriously, don’t. And yeah, that includes you if you’re under age, gay men, couples, transexuals, or girls!!!!
Must be clean. NO odors or any smell goods. Which, okay, that’s not negotiable.
Thanks, and that’s it — keep it simple, keep it clean.
