I CAN take and love all sizes—which is exactly why you’re gonna want to see what you can actually handle.
Lets see how many positions you can put me in Wait — I’m not trying to be all mysterious, I just know what I like, and it’s messy.
Looking for something to snack on Well come take a bite of me and yeah, I’m saying it plainly: I GUARANTEE no one is better @ it than me .
The more you spend the more nasty I can be $$$—cash and ApplePay only. I check that payment side twice, usually faster there than arguing about it.

