MEMORIAL DAY SPECIALS — yeah, the pricing’s stacked for this week.
QV 1⃣4⃣0⃣ — that “wet, tight, grip” thing is the whole vibe. Anyway.
FULL SERVICE 3⃣0⃣0⃣ — which is exactly what it says. I’m not trying to over-explain it.
HOUR 6⃣0⃣0⃣ — and no, it doesn’t come with any extras. Which, okay.
PEGGING/STRAPLESS DILDO 1⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣ — cool if that’s what you want, and if it’s not, we’re just not matching.
VERIFICATION IS REQUIRED!!
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT !!
CASHAPP, APPLE PAY, CHIME, & CASH ONLY !! I usually check that one less, just so it doesn’t get messy at the last second.
❌ NO ANAL !!
❌ NO COUPLES !!
❌ NO GIRLS, STUDS, TRANSGENDERs !!
3⃣5⃣ & UP ONLY ! Wait — this part matters, so yeah, 35+.
And honestly, the “fun kitty” part is meant exactly how it reads. That’s the promise, not a guess—if you know, you know.
