I don’t respond to hi. Serious inquiries only.
Available 11:30-9 daily, and yeah, CC option is there—just discreet. ❌No glitter, smoke, drugs, pets, or kids! ❌No heavy perfume or scented products! ❌No pain EVER. ❌No French kisses etc. I’m always safe, GFE or other sessions—no diseases. Unless you pay all my bills!
No requirements for you during sessions. Which, okay—my thing is a calm vibe in a Totally private condo: just you and me. And I need 1 hour notice after screening is done because I’m always freshly showered✨ Wait—also I do it after screening, not before, so don’t plan around a last-second text.
✅‼️New friends light screening REQUIRED ‼️to make sure you’re a normal guy who’s respectful and not popo, not timewasting, not drunk, and can follow directions and be nice. Fyi: popo doesn’t setup stings at multi residences or landlords would have no tenants.
Send me a genuine voicemail ☎ name, age, type of work you do, why you chose me, what you’d like to see me wear, the session you want, what time, and when it’s ok to text you. I check that one less—like, if the number doesn’t match, I’ll call you once. A business card is fine too. Or selfie in uniform with no face is ok, or a selfie might be enough.
Bring a drink if you like—I might have red sweet wine or shots on hand. Refreshments and snacks for longer sessions.
More about me
I’m friendly and I’m nice to good guys. I like meeting new people, but I prefer repeats. I’m mature, very experienced, and very discreet. Lots of expert fun. Open minded, easy going, love my work, too—still single right now. (Sugar daddy option available.)
See my reviews and more pics on rub rankings search BBW blonde. Tall, “mesmerizing eyes”, “gorgeous”, “beautiful”—I hear that often. Perfect kitty… reviews in pics. NEVER A SMELL—no scary sea urchin lips, no lips at all, just plump, smooth light pink, flawless, no moles, etc. Fatter feels better! FF natural boobs! Huge big warm hugs and cuddles. And yeah, the “always freshly showered” part matters to me.
SOME SESSION IDEAS — request what you want.
Relaxing or a fun time. Pvt dance. Light fingertip touch and tickles. Full body rub. Wam bam thank you ma’am. Wine me dine me… rub me. Nuru. Shower together. Cuddling. Lingerie modeling . Sitting on you. Cougar next door in hot shorts and see-through tank top. Maid. Nurse. Teacher. Auntie role play with big no bra natural boobs. Feet fetish. Bra, sex shop, dress, heels shopping.
️ chat, laughs, drinks, hang out, FWB, NSA, outdoor Jacuzzi, hotel resort pool Jacuzzi steam room sauna gym day room, upscale pool, or in-room Jacuzzi. ️ NSA FWB realistic GFE date. I’ve got lots of OC ideas in “fabulous” company: dinner overlooking the ocean—expensive or not—Laguna art galleries, beach chairs and drink service, or bonfire concierge service, Disney, universal studios, etc.
My fee is negotiable for a great date. Travel ✈ and it’s always your choice.
Donation is for door entry to my all inclusive little resort.
