PLEASE DON'T TEXT UNLESS YOU'RE READY—yeah, I know that sounds harsh, but it saves both of us time.
120 QV Special
And 180 HHR —I’m not doing endless back-and-forth either.
No low balling!!! No time wasters please.
Which, okay, I’m not interested in being chatted up while nothing moves.
BBBJ.
Anal.
And condoms required.
Also—please don’t message asking for pics. Pictures are already posted on the ad.
If you text me, I’m expecting a serious inquiry, not crude or vulgar disrespect. Respectful gentlemen only.
I also ask that you include a photo with your text—usually it’s the easiest way to keep it moving, I check that part quickly.
*Please be freshly bathed
*Flakes will be blocked
*No erectile disfunction please
That’s it. If you’ve read this, thank you.
