Hello, my name is Miss Lisa.
I’m a beautiful woman, and I’m text-only—don’t call, I won’t answer.
And I’m only interested in a chubby guy with a very, very hairy dick and hairy balls only.
Which, okay, you also have to be a chubby or muscular Latino man with that same level of hair if you want to see me.
No FaceTime, so don’t ask—also no outcalls.
I host; you drive to me.
