AVAILABLE DAILY AFTER NOON
Texts that sound like you didn’t read the ad? I don’t answer those. I like to get excited about who I’m seeing, not guess.
About me: former model and exotic dancer, I’m discreet, mature, independent, experienced, friendly, fun—confident but not shy. Open-minded, super soft. Best hugs. BBW enjoying life, loving my job.
And yeah, the “no smell” thing matters—NO SMELL EVER. Ever. Ever. Ever. Pretty pink, smooth fat kitty. Yes it’s just me.
LOW VOLUME = TIGHT.
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SESSION IDEAS:
Naughty maid, nurse, teacher, cougar next door
Freaky music or your favorite
Spa day full body rub
Drinks and chat about anything taboo—nsa fwb
Outdoor Jacuzzi (not naughty) 1hr minimum
Hugs and cuddles
✨ Upscale lunch or dinner in Laguna Beach or other dates—always your choice
I prefer 1 or 2 hours or more, but I’ll do a half if you’re super nice—anyway, timing depends on what we line up.
❌ No diseases!! Always safe for me… no French kissing etc
❌ No kids, pets, cameras—just you and me always
❌ No scented products, glitter, heavy perfume
❌ No smoke, drugs… but you can
❌ No pain ever!!!
❌ No law enforcement allowed—don’t bring it up, I don’t wear a mask in sessions
✅✅✅✅ LIGHT SCREENING ✅✅✅✅ REQUIRED for new friends.
Voicemail intro to check for genuineness: name, age, type of work you do, why you chose me, what type of session you want, and what time you can text me back—plus a selfie in uniform at work without the face, or a business card with matching phone number / work number. I’ll call and discreetly ask for you. Sometimes a selfie is enough. Which, okay.
I’m available 1 hour after done
FYI popo doesn’t do stings at residences, or landlords would have no tenants. And popo would never have rules and screening… they’ll find out about you when you get there, and they want to bust everyone. Yeah, I’m not repeating that to freak you out, it’s just how it’s talked about.
credit card is possible and discreet through cashapp.
Excellent parking
HHR 150 — and yep, I’m keeping it simple
1 HR 250 — tight window
2HRS 350 etc — reduced rate possible for repeats
Thank you so much, gentlemen. Can’t wait. Your best hugs, discreet fwb.
Lexi aka Keke
