Hey, Orange County—hit me up with appointments, and I’ll match the time you’re asking for.
If you’re trying to catch a fast moment, quick visit’s $200. If you want a full 1-hour slot, that’s $400—yep, it’s the rate listed, and I’m not pretending it’s anything else.
Also, please bring me DMT to see how insanely horny and wild I get !!!! — and which, okay, that’s what the request says. Suggested donations are part of it too, so just follow what’s listed above and we’ll go from there.
No clean way to say it, but yeah—be a part of the BLE$$ a HoE Foundation
