Gents.. I’m not on here posting ads to do dates, even if they’re not out of the question. I’m here to promote the home videos I’ve been doing—trying to get my content out there because I’m trying to get into the porn business, yeah.
Quick heads up though: don’t text me asking to make videos with me. I get enough of those requests and they’re annoying. My video content is for sale—I’ve got 29 home videos. If you purchase all 29 of them, I’ll give them to you for just $2 each. That comes out to be $58—after you buy all 29 for $58, and if you still want a date or to meet me in person, I’ll do the date for just $50 more at the time of the date, so that turns out to be just $110.
Considering my rate is usually $200, you get $90 off and you get a FS HH date plus all my videos. I’ll be real, that’s your best option. Which, okay—just don’t ask me to buy my videos in person. I won’t fall for that!
If you want a date, then you need to do what every other guy has done and buy my videos and send the payment through Venmo, PayPal, Chime or CashApp. I’m not meeting up with you to sell them or taking cash—if you don’t have one of those forms of payment, then you can either get one or your shit out of luck.
I also have a texting pal gig. I will text you back for 1 week’s time and I’ll text you as in any way that you wish—if you wanted me to act like your girlfriend, wife, side piece, friend, or whatever you wish, I’ll play that role. I offer that gig for just $80 every 3 days. I’ve actually ended up making some good friends through this gig—so yeah, there’s that.
Anyway.
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I’m Latina/Mexican and I’ve got thick thighs, a curvy body, and a fat ass. I’m also Chinese/Asian (so, yeah, both get thrown in there). You can do it as an Uber over, take a Lyft, take a taxi cab, car date, car fun—do it in the car, available 24/7.
Okay—so I also added these words to help place my ad in different categories. Ignore this paragraph, I guess.
I am 29 years old. $60 for my whole collection. I have a kid, I’m a MILF. YOLO I’m still in my twenties—wait, no, I’m only 27 years old. (I know, it’s messy.) I’m curvy, thick, fat ass, and thick thighs—uber over, take a taxi cab, ride a Lyft, car date, car fun, available 24/7. $80 MILF I have kids.
