Hump day special — I’ll do what your wife won’t.
Time to get naked and cum… yeah, pretty much that. Take out those sexual frustrations on me.
Your choice: bbbj, qv, hhr or hr. Party favors are always welcome—wait, I should’ve led with that one.
Anyway, if you’re in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, I’m doing this on my side, not some scripted version. Just be ready for the full experience

