Are you up for the challenge lol. Come kick up your feet, relax for a minute.
This is a stress free and drama free atmosphere. I work just like you do, but I’ll do my best to be available when you need me—yeah, I know that phrasing’s a little messy. Which, okay, the whole point is that it feels calm when you’re here.
Whether it’s sloppy toppy you’re looking for, or if you’re trying to see how good I can arch my back, I’m sure you’ll be satisfied. And the “photo verification is required” part? I do that for everyone, no drama.
XOXO,
LEXXO
Serious inquiries only. Truck parking available. No obscene or vulgar language over the phone—don’t make it weird, I’m just trying to keep things straightforward.
