Hello, gentlemen—hope you’re doing well and ready to spend time with me today. Yeah, I’m excited too, and I’m back.
My availability is all day, every day. Which, okay, I know that’s a simple line, but it’s the one thing you’ll want clear.
I also have a new number I should be receiving calls on again. I’m still getting it straight on my end—so make sure you text my new one; I updated it as of 5/8/2026. Wait — I do apologize for any texts or calls you might’ve missed while my phone service was diverting calls to voicemail, and some texts were getting blocked and I didn’t see them. I fixed the issue, so it won’t be doing that like before. Anyway, I can’t wait to hear from you again.
DISCOUNTS WILL BE AVAILABLE—cool, right. It’s not something I’ll pretend is a surprise, it’s just there.
