GENTLEMEN—yeah, this is my last stretch out here, and I'm wrapping it up once I sell my motorhome, so I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore. I’m a little tired of repeating it, but if you’ve been thinking about it and procrastinating—wait — now’s the time to make your move. Please text me with an approx. time range and how long you want for your session, and if you’re doing 45 minutes, I’m usually between 3:00 and 5:00.
Also, quick heads-up: I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session, which is annoying but it’s how it is. Most sessions run about 45 minutes to an hour. And yeah, I still haven’t sold my motorhome yet, so we’ll be coming out here until it’s sold. If anybody you know in Odessa or around knows someone who might be interested in buying my motorhome, let me know—anyone—so I can get busy enough that I don’t have to keep stopping coming out here.
Then there’s the whole massage part, because that’s the point. Take a deep breath, relax, close your eyes, listen to the calming music, and let aromatherapy do its thing. I use hot oil—soothing your tired muscles—and my hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before. Which, okay, I get it sounds like a lot, but it’s literally how I run it.
Pricing as follows: $180 for the hour—also, if you want 45 minutes it’s $140, and for 30 minutes it’s $100. And outcall adds +$20; outcall has to be 45 minutes session or more.
If anyone’s interested in buying my motorhome, please let me know—hit me up by text with what you’ve got and I’ll respond when I have free time. Thanks for your time and consideration.
