Gentlemen, I’m wrapping it up here, and I don’t return texts when I’m in a session—so yeah, timing matters. And just to be clear, I’m only here 3 more days, 48. I don’t know how else to say it: once my motorhome sells, I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore, but until then we’re still coming out here anyway.
Which, okay, if you’d been thinking about it and procrastinating—this is the moment to make your move. Please send me a text with an approx. time range and how long of a session you want, like 45 minutes between 3:00 and 5:00, then I’ll text you back as soon as I have some free time. Cool.
Most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long, and pricing is $180 for the hour—also, don’t skip over the 45-minute option while you’re deciding. $140 for 45 minutes, and $100 for 30 minutes. Outcall is +$20, and outcall has to be 45 minutes or more—wait, I said +$20, but I also need you to remember the session length rule, otherwise we’re both stuck.
Anyway. If anyone knows someone interested in buying my motorhome, let me know or let them know. The faster it sells, the faster we don’t have to keep doing the whole coming out to Odessa, Texas until it’s gone.
Take a deep breath and relax, close your eyes, listen to the calming music, get surrounded by aromatherapy, and feel the hot oil—my hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before. I keep hearing people say “all good things must come to an end,” but it still feels weird saying it out loud, so there you go.
