If you want to book an appointment, text me an approx. time range and how long of a session—like, a 45-minute appointment between 3:00 and 5:00. I’ll let you know as soon as I have some free time, which—yeah—depends on whether I’m already booked.
Just keep in mind I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session. Most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long—anyway, that’s the rhythm.
Gentlemen, take a deep breath and relax… close your eyes, listen to calming music, and let the aromatherapy do its thing. Feel the hot oil soothing your tired muscles, my hands and body on your body will feel like nothing you’ve experienced before—wait, actually, it’s more like the kind of relief you don’t forget.
Pricing: $180 for the hour. If you’re aiming for 45 minutes, it’s $140, and for 30 minutes, it’s $100. Outcall is +20, and outcall has to be a 45-minute session or more. Which, okay—time matters there.
Also, if anyone’s interested in buying my motorhome, let me know. I’m only here for 2 more days—48.
