Gentleman—hey, this is the part where good things end, right? I’m wrapping it up next month and I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore. So if you’ve been thinking about it, procrastinating about it, wondering about it now… well, this is the time to make your move.
If you want an appointment, text me with an approx. time range and how long of a session. Example: 45-minute appointment between 3:00 and 5:00. Cool—just keep in mind I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session, and most sessions run about 45 minutes to an hour.
And yeah, I have a new number—also, I haven’t sold my motorhome yet. Which, okay, means we’re coming out here until it’s sold. If you know anyone who might be interested in buying my motorhome, let me know or let them know—hell, if I can get busy enough I don’t have to stop coming out here.
Wait — sessions and pricing, here’s the straight shot. I can do $180 for the hour, $140 for 45 minutes, and $100 for 30 minutes. Then +20 for outcall; outcall has to be 45 minutes session or more.
Anyway, about the experience: take a deep breath, relax, close your eyes, listen to calming music. Aromatherapy scent, hot oil, soothing your tired muscles—my hands and body on your body will feel like nothing you’ve experienced before.
Also, pricing again because it matters—if you’re in Odessa and you’re talking appointments for 3:00–5:00, send the time range and session length in your text, and I’ll get back to you as soon as I have some free time.
If anyone’s interested in buying my motorhome, please let me know. Thanks for your time and consideration—Gentlemen.
