Gentlemen, as they say all good things must come to an end—I’m wrapping it up here as soon as I sell my motorhome, and I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore.
But hey, if you’ve been thinking about it, procrastinating about it, wondering about it now would be the time to make your move. Please send me a text message with an approx. TIME RANGE and how long of a session—like, I’d like a 45-minute appointment between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00. And yep, I’ll do so as soon as I have some free time.
Which, okay—keep in mind I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session, and most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long.
Also, I haven’t yet sold my motorhome, so we’ll be coming out here until it’s sold—anyway. If anybody knows of anyone who may be interested in buying my motorhome, let me know, or let them know; or if I can get busy enough, I don’t have to stop coming out here. Usually I check that one less in-between sessions, so hit me up there first.
Thank you for your time and consideration—take a deep breath and relax. Close your eyes, listen to the calming music, surround yourself with the scent of aromatherapy, feel the hot oil soothing your tired muscles. My hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before, and I mean it.
Pricing as follows: $180 for the hour—cool, that’s the full length. $140 for 45 minutes—yeah, that’s usually where most folks land. And $100 for 30 minutes, if you’ve got a tighter window. +20 for outcall; outcall must be 45 minutes session or more.
Also, if there’s anyone interested in buying my motorhome, please let me know.

