Gentlemen, as they say all good things must come to an end. I’m wrapping it up here as soon as I sell my motorhome, and I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore—though, which, okay, I’m still not sold it yet. So if you’d been thinking about it, procrastinating about it, wondering about it now would be the time to make your move.
Please send me a text message with an approx. time range and how long of a session—like, a 45-minute appointment between 3:00 and 5:00. Wait—just so you know, I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session, and most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long. If you’d like an appointment, you can hit me up there first; I’ll respond as soon as I have some free time, which is usually once I’m done with whatever session is running.
And yeah, if anybody knows of anyone interested in my motorhome, please let me know or let them know. Cool. I keep thinking about that same detail—motorhome’s still here, so we’ll be coming out here until it’s sold anyway. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Take a deep breath and relax… close your eyes, listen to the calming music, surround yourself with the scent of aromatherapy, feel the hot oil soothing your tired muscles—my hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before. It’s that kind of session where I’m not rushing it.
Pricing: $180 for the hour, $140 for 45 minutes—wait, the $100 one for 30 minutes is there too—and +20 for outcall. Outcall has to be 45 minutes session or more.
Also, if there’s anyone interested in buying my motorhome, please let me know—text it in the same message thread if you already have my number, usually faster that way—so I can stop coming out here when it’s finally sold.
