Gentlemen, as they say all good things must come to an end—I’m wrapping it up here, but I’m not done yet. I haven’t sold my motorhome so we’ll be coming out here until it’s sold, anyway. Wait—if you’d been thinking about it, procrastinating, wondering, all that, now’s the time to make your move.
If you’d like an appointment, send me a text message with an approx. TIME RANGE and how long of a session you want—like, I’d like a 45-minute appointment between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00. Please allow me time to get back to you as soon as I have some free time, and I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session. Most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long, and yeah, that part matters.
And once you’re here, take a deep breath and relax. Close your eyes, listen to the calming music, let the aromatherapy scent settle in, and feel the hot oil working on your tired muscles. My hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before. Which, okay—if you remember I said “most sessions,” that’s still what I’m sticking with.
Pricing as follows: $180 for the hour. But $140 for 45 minutes—yeah, that one’s the common pick. $100 for 30 minutes. And for outcall, +$20—outcall has to be 45 minutes session or more. Anyway, if there’s anyone interested in buying my motorhome, let me know or let them know—better yet, if I could get busy enough, I don’t have to stop coming out here. Thank you for your time and consideration.
