Gentlemen—yeah, I’m wrapping it up soon, but not because I already left. I’m still out here in Odessa until I sell my motorhome, so we’ll be coming out here until it’s sold. Cool, it’s not instant, but that means the next few days matter.
If you want an appointment, just send me a text with an approx. time range and how long you want—like, “45 minutes between 3:00 and 5:00.” And keep in mind, I don’t return text messages when I’m in a session, which can make it feel like I disappeared for a bit. Most sessions run 45 minutes to an hour long.
Close your eyes, listen to the calming music, and let the aromatherapy scent surround you—then the hot oil is there to soothe your tired muscles. My hands and body on your body will be like nothing you’ve experienced before. Which, okay, it’s a simple description but it matches what I’m actually doing.
Pricing (sessions): $180 for the hour—honestly, yeah, it’s the full block. $140 for 45 minutes, and that one’s usually the sweet spot. Then $100 for 30 minutes if you want shorter timing.
Outcall is +$20, and outcall has to be 45 minutes session or more.
Also, if anybody knows someone interested in buying my motorhome, let me know (or let them know). And if I get busy enough, I don’t have to stop coming out here. Thanks for your time and consideration.
