Let me climb up on my soapbox for a second, because this is the whole etiquette thing. Gentleman, don’t haggle price—tip instead. If you want a huge discount when you’ve never even seen me before, I’m sorry, but that’s why I’m having to wrap it up.
And yeah, everyone’s gotten so freaking cheap. Which, okay, I get that times are weird, but it’s still the same reality on my end. You make it to the VIP list where I drop whatever I’m doing to see you—three P’s: punctual, polite, and pay. That’s it. Cool.
Welll as they say, all good things must come to an end—I’m wrapping it up here next month, and I won’t be coming back out to Texas anymore. If you’d been thinking about it, procrastinating about it, wondering about it… now would be the time to make your move. Anyway, please don’t send a text while I’m in a session, because I don’t return texts when I’m with someone.
If you want an appointment, send me a text message with an approx. time range and how long of a session—like, a 45-minute appointment between the hours of 3:00 and 5:00. Please allow me time to get back to you as soon as I have some free time. Most sessions are 45 minutes to an hour long.
Anyway, pricing is $180 for the hour—then $140 for 45 minutes, and yeah, $100 for 30 minutes too. For outcall, it’s +$20, and the outcall has to be a 45-minute session or more. Wait—also keep in mind those hands-on sessions are like nothing you’ve experienced before… I mean the hot oil, the aromatherapy, the calming music, the whole close-your-eyes thing. I’m not even trying to sell you on some magic vibe—just describing what happens.
Which, okay, I’m also selling my motorhome if anyone’s interested. And if anyone’s thinking about buying it, let me know. I usually check messages when I’m not tied up, so if you text during a session, you’ll hear back after I’m done.
