Southern Fantasy Playhouse
Come dine in… or grab takeout.
Sweet Fingers, Horny Toes, Sunny Side Up, Sunny Side Down—okay, that sounds like a menu, but yeah, that’s the vibe.
Fried Leg, Rump Roast, Wildcat Special, Southern Ride, DATY, Poontang Pudding, Cherry Pie—classic Southern sweetness, all wrapped up with a Late-Night Drizzle.
86 list.
No Greek NO Force NO Bondage.
Which, okay, I prioritize regulars—makes things smoother, and honestly it keeps me sane.
I check in with my people and keep it consistent—so if you’re not a regular, just know I’m not really aiming at random one-offs.

