hey fellas—thanks for giving my ad a shot, I really appreciate it.
Quick note: my incall is in Hayward, and I’m not trying to be boring and just “lay there.” Wait — which part of the clock stress is even worth it? I’m aiming for the kind of time that actually feels like something.
For the $100 for 39 mins until 11am, incall only. Cool, yeah, it’s a tight window, and that’s kind of the point. Also, I’ve got a money back guarantee—if you’re not satisfied with my service, I’ll gladly hand you your money back.
I’m not doing “no pimp, no drama,” and I’m not watching the clock. Anyway, FOR AN EXTRA FEE I do enjoy bbbj, facials, swallow, recording, threesomes, kink, fetishes, strap on play, no’s, and NO FINGERS IN MY PUSSY (GERMS ARE INVISIBLE).
And nope—no bbfs, don’t ask, you’ll get blocked.
Which, okay, don’t ask for a picture. I don’t send pics. I’m exactly the person in the pictures—if you don’t believe so, I’ll f*** you for free.

