Hey handsome gentlemen, it’s Mya. I’m the professional here in town, and yeah—I’ll help turn your frown around.
Don’t waste another second texting or calling me to schedule a nuru massage that eases your mind. Which, okay, it’s appointment only. And I do have a few rules you’ll want to follow.
If you talk naughty or send naughty text/pics, you’ll be blocked—no negotiation there. When you text or call, I need you to tell me where you found my ad, plus your NAME, AGE, and RACE in your first text or email. Anyway, that part’s non-optional.
No Law Enforcement
Nothing bare
Appointment Only
No GFE
Screening
Deposit
Stamford. Hit me up and make sure your first message includes everything I asked for, not later—usually that’s where things get messy.

