LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR—don’t message me if you can’t come to Lorton.
And if you’re cheap, don’t waste my time. Which, okay, I get it—some people shop around, but I’m not here for that. If you play games with my time, you’ll be blocked.
Cool, so please know which services you want before you hit me up. I’m not a lender, either—so if you’re not a big spender, this probably isn’t your lane.

