SERIOUS INQUIRIES
Hey guys, Ms Phat Kat is here for all your wishes to come true—yeah, I get it, that line always sounds extra. Still, I’m staying with it.
Come try something new and juicy, and please don’t act surprised when you end up back again. REGULARS ARE APPRECIATED AND WELCOME.
$95 for 15–20 minutes, I’ll be real—time goes fast.
$125 for 30 minutes.
$240 for 1 hr (2 pops) candy, and I check that one less time than you’d think—anyway.
If you need Ms Phat Kat, just put “MS PHAT KAT” on it and keep it serious.
