I’m not big on scripts, so yeah—ask me about my menu.
Which, okay, I’m in North Mississippi and I’m not here to play around. Payment’s cash or Apple Pay, and I’ll need you to be (money) ready and meet the requirements—money talks, unfortunately.
Wait — contact me by text or call (usually faster if you hit me up there first), and please make sure you’re in or near the area I’m located. Serious inquiries only; don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours.
And no drama about it—just keep it real. Anyway.

