I’m kind of a believer in the magic of a sunrise hike—equal parts mountain air and meaningful conversations, for real.
And yeah, I’m also looking for BBJ, ANAL, SHOWER, EXTRAS. Which, okay, I’m not gonna dress it up more than that.
Which, okay—if you’re trying to outsmart me, don’t be surprised if I’m the one staying calm while you’re busy overthinking it. Cool.
Anyway, mountain air does this thing to your head, and conversations come out way more honest than they should. I’ll just leave it there—BBJ, ANAL, SHOWER, EXTRAS—and see what kind of person you are when it’s early and you’re tired but still showing up.

