Certified throat goat.
Ask about specials—cool, I’ll explain what I can, and yeah, I keep it pretty straightforward.
Must be able to video verify. I won’t see you without video verification. It’s free, and it’s for your safety/assurance just as much as it is for mine.
No GFE, no Greek, no kissing, no DATY.
No lowballers, hagglers, etc — Which, okay, I know some people hate rules like that, but I’m not here to argue.

