Certified throat goat.
Ask about specials—cool, I’m doing those, but I’m not skipping the safety part. Must be able to video verify, and I won’t see you without video verification. It’s free, and yeah, it’s for your safety/assurance just as much as it is for mine.
No GFE, no Greek, no kissing, no DATY. Also, no lowballers, no hagglers, and I’m kinda strict about that—wait, I’ve said it twice now, but it matters.
