Certified throat goat.
I’ve got a “TOPPY TUESDAY” special—42—if you can video verify. Must be able to video verify, yeah, and I won’t see you without it.
Which, okay, it’s free and it’s for your safety/assurance just as much as it is for mine. Also, no lowballers, no hagglers, etc — I don’t do that.
Wait — if video verification matters, it’s because I actually don’t want any back-and-forth without it, and I keep it that way. Anyway, it’s for your safety/assurance, and it also keeps things smooth on my end.
