Certified throat goat—yeah, I mean exactly that.
Ask about specials, if there are any.
And I’m strict about video verification; I won’t see you without it. It’s free, too, and it’s for your safety/assurance just as much as it is for mine. Which, okay, I know that’s not how everyone does it, but I’m not trying to play games.
No GFE, no Greek, no kissing, no DATY. Wait — no lowballers, hagglers, etc.
Also, video verification has to happen before anything else, because that’s the only way I can trust it’s actually you.
