call me—don’t text. yeah, I’m real, and I don’t do the fake stuff.
If you’re trying to reach me, FACETIME ME—CarPlay too, and I do outcalls. Which, okay, it’s $120 for outcalls, but $100 for CarPlay *SLIM* - 22.
Cool. Anyway, I check that one less and focus on calls, not messages—Norfolk stuff, Norfolk style.

