hey—if you’re trying to have some fun before work, or you wanna know how good I am at what i do, call or text me now
I’m taking appointments now, and if my post is up and recent, feel free to reach out and book—cool, but please read the rest of my post; I don’t wanna deal with the wrong kind of messages.
I’m in a convenient location, discreet, and I’m verified. If you’ve got time constraints—like you only have x amount of time—please inform me, I tend not to rush, yet I don’t want you to be late either. Anyway, cash is king but digital payment works too: venmo, PayPal, apple pay, or cash.
VERY IMPORTANT
When I post, a ton of text floods my phone, so please be patient, and if I miss your text, hit me with a phone call.
I prefer professional, mature men due to a recent rash of a certain type of “gentlemen” contacting me. Also—please don’t contact me if you’re inebriated. Don’t threaten me with bad reviews if I don’t do certain things. And don’t contact me if you’re a pimp.
I’m fetish friendly, so if you’ve got one, tell me about it. Which, okay, if you’re strictly for pictures or just trying to confirm something, that’s not what I’m here for—I can send a photo if you send one too, and those pictures are recent unaltered, no filters.
Quality time… quality service. I know, I repeat myself because it matters. I love spending hours with you when your schedule allows, but if you’re short on time I can keep QV. I’m available for incall in Metairie, and outcalls can be discussed.
If you’re asking about money like 20, 30, $ car dates—no, sorry. I also can’t stress this enough: contact only if you’re actually booking. I prefer seeing maybe 1-2 clients in a day, exceptions can be made.
And yeah, I offer deep tissue massage—my hands are strong, so tell me ahead of time if you prefer a light approach. Full body Nuru too—come over, lay back, let me take care of you. It’s an experience you won’t be able to stop thinking about—plus, I’m in person the most (preferably).
Oh, and don’t contact me with ebonics like “say luv” or “wussam.” Please don’t be vulgar or overly loud/aggressive. Once you contact me, let me know when you want to book—letting me know when/what time helps a lot because I’m not guessing about your constraints.
