Hiiii HIYS finally Friday— I just got off work and I’m heading to work, so this is that early-bird special energy.
If you know me, you know I run specials. Edit to add SPECIAL EXTENDED, and yep—I’m taking appointments now (4PM TILL 10PM). Which, okay, if my post is up and recent then I’ll probably be reachable there.
Just… don’t hit me up just to chat and waste my time. I’ve had to say it more than once, so I’m saying it again: please do not call me if you’re only looking to stay on the phone. Thanks
I’m in a convenient location, discreet, and I’m fetish friendly. Also, I prefer professional, mature men—due to a recent rash of a certain type of “gentlemen” contacting me, that part matters.
Quality time… quality service… break up the monotony, right? Anyway. I’m taking bookings for people with time constraints too—just inform me if you’ve got a tight schedule so I don’t rush you, yet I’m not the reason you’re late.
I have deep tissue massage with strong hands (let me know ahead of time if you prefer a light approach). I also do full body Nuru. Come over, lay back, and let me take care of you—it’s an experience, and I’m not gonna pretend you won’t remember it.
Cash is king, but if you can do digital payment that’s awesome too—Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, or cash. These are recent unaltered pictures, no filters.
VERY IMPORTANT When I post, a ton of text floods my phone, so please be patient—if I miss your text, feel free to reach out via phone call. And please don’t contact me if you are a pimp.
Please don’t threaten me with bad reviews if I don’t do certain things. I’m verified, and thank you to the gentlemen who genuinely reviewed me on ECCIE . Also, please don’t contact me with ebonics like “say luv”/“wussam”, and don’t contact strictly for pictures (for confirmation purposes only). If you send one, I’m willing to send a photo back.
Same-day bookings available (min. 20 heads up). I love older professional gentlemen, and I try to be respectful of your time and mine—though I can’t always do long sessions if you’re short on time, I can do QV when needed.
I’m available for incall in Metairie. Outcalls can be discussed.
Now about the “price” stuff—I very much dislike having to make this disclaimer, but it’s necessary. If you’re looking to see someone for 40, 50, 60$ and get EVERYTHING, chef mentur may be more your speed/type. No offense to anyone.
I prefer to only see maybe 1–2 clients in a day, but exceptions can be made. Please don’t contact me unless you are ready to book. Once you contact me, let me know when you want to book—letting me know the time you want to get together is much appreciated since I can’t know if you’re short on time.
I’m sorry to say this part too: please don’t contact me if you are inebriated.
I ask that you please do not book looking to waste my time. Let’s get together and enjoy ourselves
