come on over—let me take care of you.
And yeah, I’ve got an early bird special—34.
But just to clarify, my special isn’t the same as a qv.
I’m taking appointments now (text for info). In the meantime, if my post is up and recent, feel free to reach out and book—also, my phone gets flooded when I post a lot, so be patient.
Which, okay, if I miss your text, I usually respond faster with a phone call.
So you made it through the whole week—time to celebrate with me.
That said: I’m glad you found my post, you’re in the right place.
⭐ quality time, quality service.
⭐ break up the monotony.
But please read the entire post.
I can’t do “40,50,60$ and get everything” type stuff—if that’s what you’re hunting, chef mentur may be more your speed/type.
No offense to anyone, I’m just saying it plainly.
And I don’t like wasting your time either, so please don’t book if you’re trying to waste mine.
Same with contact—please don’t contact me if you’re only looking to stay on the phone with me and waste my time.
Thank you
I prefer professional, mature men.
Please don’t contact if you’re inebriated.
Also please don’t threaten me with bad reviews if I don’t do certain things (like the guy did on eccie).
I’m verified, and I appreciate the gentlemen who genuinely reviewed me on eccie
Or—if you’ve got a fetish, feel free to tell me all about it.
Wait—if you’ve got time constraints (like you only have X amount of time or a tight schedule), inform me up front.
I tend not to rush, but I don’t want to cause you to be late either.
Cash is king, but digital payment is awesome too—Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, or cash.
And I’m in a convenient location and discreet.
I have a fetish-friendly vibe, I’m not posting with filters (these are recent unaltered pictures).
I’ll send a photo if you send one as well.
Got a break?
Come spend time with me.
I offer:
- deep tissue massage (tell me ahead if you prefer a light approach; I’ve got strong hands)
- full body Nuru
And yeah, it’s quality time—lay back and let me do the rest.
I love spending hrs with you, but I do have qv when you’re short on time.
I’m available for incall in Metairie.
Outcalls can be discussed.
Same day bookings are available with a min. 20 heads up.
Now, very important—don’t contact me if you’re a pimp.
Don’t contact me strictly for pictures or for confirmation purposes only.
Also please don’t contact with ebonics like “say luv” or “wussam.”
I prefer 1-2 clients in a day, but exceptions can be made.
No 20,30$ car dates either.
Anyway, once you contact me, let me know when you want to book, and what time.
Letting me know when/what time is appreciated because I can’t know if you’re short on time.
On this Friday morning, thank you for choosing my post.
Lucky you—once you’ve booked with me, it’s no longer boring.
And I’m going to keep this simple: contact only if you’re actually booking.
