Happy Monday—yeah, I know, but I think you should let me make it an exceptionally great Monday.
It’s currently 1:55pm, and I’ll take appointments until I update my post stating otherwise. Which, okay, I also run specials—so this one’s a LIMITED LUNCHTIME SPECIAL running until 5pm.
Quick clarification: lunch time special is not a QV. If you know me, you know I run specials, and yeah I’ve already got SPECIAL EXTENDED on the edit to add.
I’m taking appointments now (text 4 info), and if my post is up & recent, feel free to reach out and book. I check that one less sometimes when text floods in—so if you miss your text, a phone call can help.
In the meantime, I’m in New Orleans, Louisiana, and I’m in a convenient location and discreet. Also, I prefer professional, mature men—please don’t contact me if you’re inebriated.
Time to celebrate with me. Treat yourself, break up the monotony, and let me do the rest—quality time, quality service. Anyway, if you’ve got time constraints (tight schedule), please inform me, because I tend not to rush… and I don’t want you to be late either.
Got a break? Come spend time with me.
If you have a fetish, feel free to tell me ALL about it. Cash is king, but if digital payment’s awesome too: Venmo, PayPal, Apple Pay, or cash.
About that whole “$40, $50, $60 and get everything” thing—no offense, but chef mentur may be more your speed/type. Wait — that’s me being honest, not trying to be dramatic.
Important stuff, though: please do not contact me if you’re only looking to stay on the phone with me and waste my time. Once you contact me, please let me know when you want to book, because letting me know when/what time helps a lot and I’m unable to know if you’re short on time.
Same day bookings available (min. 20 heads up). I’m verified. I prefer to only see maybe 1-2 clients in a day, but exceptions can be made.
I love older professional gentlemen, and I’m respectful of your time—please be respectful of mine. I can do incall in Metairie. Outcalls can be discussed.
These are recent unaltered pictures, no filters. I simply can’t stress this enough: contact only if you’re actually booking. And please don’t threaten me with bad reviews if I don’t do certain things—also, I don’t post with the intention of wasting your time.
VERY IMPORTANT: when I post, text floods my phone, so please be patient. If I miss your text, phone call.
VERY IMPORTANT : DO NOT contact me if you are a pimp.
Oh—services. I offer deep tissue massage (strong hands, let me know ahead of time if you prefer a light approach), full body Nuru. I just love it when you come over, lay back, and let me take care of you—it’s an experience you won’t be able to stop thinking about.
And I’m fetish friendly. I am willing to send a photo if you send one as well. Which, okay, please don’t contact me strictly for pictures, for confirmation purposes only.
Also: no 20, 30$ car dates, please don’t contact me with ebonics like “say luv” or “wussam,” and please don’t be vulgar or overly loud/aggressive.
I prefer in person (most preferably). T B D in person.
