Hello guys—if you’ve had a long, stressful day and your wife’s not acting right, I can help you relieve some stress. I keep things discreet, too—really, I don’t go blabbing.
I’m Wild Cherry, 37, and yeah, I’m into the best deep sea divers to tame this ocean… ask me about my rainy day specials. Which, okay, it’s the kind of thing I usually only mention when we’re already talking—hit me up on my rainy day specials thread and we’ll see what works. And if you’re reading this like “deep sea divers?” — don’t overthink it, just ask.

