CHOOSE YOUR POISON—yeah, that line’s obnoxious, but it fits.
$60 SPECIAL (incalls Available Only!!) — 27.
Any fetishes: $700. Overnight: $900 — and no, I’m not pretending it’s complicated, it is.
NO BBJ
NO ANAL
NO RAW/BARE SEX
SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY. ONLY ACCEPTING CASH OR APPLE PAY. And if it’s an outcall, it’s $45 mobile fee for outcalls only—cool, that’s the whole deal.

