CHOOSE YOUR POISON — yeah, it’s blunt, and I’m keeping it that way.
Massage with Happy Ending:
30MINS: $75 — 1 hour costs more, obviously, but you already knew that.
1HR: $90 — I don’t overthink it, just hit me up and we’ll match the vibe you’re after.
ANY Fetishes: $300 — which, okay, that part’s for people who mean it.
OVERNIGHT: $800 — I’m not doing this as a “maybe later” thing.
NO BBJ
NO ANAL
NO RAW/BARE SEX
INCALLS ONLY — so I stay on my side of the door.
SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY — that’s the whole point, really.
VIDEO VERIFICATION IS AVAILABLE — I can do it there, usually faster.
ONLY ACCEPTING CASH OR APPLE PAY
Wait — the rules matter. If you’re showing up, you’re showing up within those lines, not around them.
