CHOOSE YOUR POISON
No BBJ
No anal
No raw/bare sex
Serious people only
Cash only, plus Apple Pay and Cash App — I keep it simple, and yeah I check those receipts faster on the cash side.
Wait — I know this sounds strict, but it is what it is. Which, okay, if you’re trying to line things up the way I wrote it, this saves both of us time.
Anyway, hit me through the payment method you actually have on hand; I don’t do extra steps beyond what’s listed.
