Come get a head special—don’t be shy. I don’t bite the beast, and there’s no rush.
All time — must come smelling good and clean I don’t discriminate, all is welcome.
No bare sex, don’t ask. Which, okay.
No pimps, no police, and no outcalls—car dates only. Apple Pay and cash only. HMU MS.JUDII (I check that message way faster than the other one.)
