Ask about Alana. I’m everybody’s favorite—yeah, I said it—and it’s my pleasure to excite you.
And about payments: all cash payments have to be in a sealed envelope with my name on it. I also accept Cashapp, Apple Pay, Venmo, & Chime. Donations are for my time only, and they don’t count as any prior agreement for set services.
Which, okay, anything that happens during our session is between two consenting adults—so if we happen to get explicit and undressed, the moment has been IRRESISTABLE. Cool.
When you contact me for a session, remember I’m a lady, and I expect to be treated as such. Wait—booking prompt: Hey Alana, I saw you on ListCrawler. I am interested in booking on _ _(date) at _ _(time) for _(hours).
