Look, I do phone calls, and I’m not doing the whole time-wasting thing.
I’m the biggest head hunter, and yeah—slippery tight pussy during calls. Which, okay, keep it serious if you’re messaging. If you play around, I’ll block you—simple.
If you come all the way, right, I’ll blow your mind—wait, don’t take that as permission to be messy. Cool.
Anyway, serious inquiries only. Don’t waste my time.

