SPECIAL
NO BARE
NO ANAL
NO EXCEPTIONS
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY — if you’re texting me, I’m keeping it straight: I’m focused on the kind of meet-up where hygiene matters. Which, okay, I’m big on hygiene and very clean, and I don’t do “half clean.” Anyway, if you’re not serious, don’t waste my time or yours.
If you call, I’ll talk with you like I’m actually a person — no games. And when you leave, you’ll be satisfied. I mean, that’s the promise I’m making in this special — 100$$$. Text me, ASAP—then we can keep it respectful, or you can pass.
